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enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

(via orgasm)

Britain: Excuse Me
Netherlands: Excuseer me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo


Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via fake-mermaid)